Jesus Seminar (Authentic sayings, as determined by the seminar)

1. Turn the other cheek (92%): Mt 5:39, Lk6:29a
2. Coat & shirt: Mt5:40 (92%), Lk6:29b (90%)
3. Congratulations, poor!: Lk6:20b (91%), Th54 (90%), Mt5:3 (63%)
4. Second mile (90%): Mt5:41
5. Love your enemies: Lk6:27b (84%), Mt5:44b (77%), Lk6:32,35a (56%) (compare to black rated “Pray for your enemies”: POxy1224 6:1a; Didache 1:3; Poly-Phil 12:3; and “Love one another”: John 13:34-35, Romans 13:8, 1 Peter 1:22)
6. Leaven: Lk13:20–21 (83%), Mt13:33 (83%), Th96:1–2 (65%)
7. Emperor & God (82%): Th100:2b–3, Mk12:17b, Lk20:25b, Mt22:21c (also Egerton Gospel 3:1-6)
8. Give to beggars (81%): Lk6:30a, Mt5:42a, Didache1:5a
9. Good Samaritan (81%): Lk10:30–35
10. Congrats, hungry!: Lk6:21a (79%), Mt5:6 (59%), Th69:2 (53%)
11. Congrats, sad!: Lk6:21b (79%), Mt5:4 (73%)
12. Shrewd manager (77%): Lk16:1–8a
13. Vineyard laborers (77%): Mt20:1–15
14. Abba, Father (77%): Mt6:9b, Lk11:2c
15. The Mustard Seed : Th20:2–4 (76%), Mk4:30–32 (74%), Lk13:18–19 (69%), Mt13:31–32 (67%)

Nicknames - Lostpedia

Sawyer’s nicknames for people. Selected:

• Charlie: Amigo, Babynapper, Chuckie, Has-Been Pop Star, Jiminy Cricket, Little Limey Runt, Munchkin, Oliver Twist, A Reject From VH1 Has-Beens, Sport, Tattoo, Three Men & a Baby (with Hurley and Aaron - “I counted Hurley twice”)
• Hurley: Annoying, Avalanche, Barbar (mispronunciation of Babar), Gumby, Chicken Little, Deepdish, Ese, Grape Ape, Grimace, Hammo, Hero, Hoss, Hulk, International House of Pancakes, Jabba, Jumbotron, Kong, Lardo, Mongo, Muttonchops, Montezuma, My Roommate, Number One Draft Pick, Pillsbury, Pork Pie, Rerun, Sabu, Snuffy, Stay-Puft
• Kate: Baby, Belle of Ball, Boar Expert, Freckles, Girl, Hon’/Honey, Kiddo, Magellan, The Mighty Huntress, Little Lady, Pippi Longstocking, Puddin’, Sassafras, Sheena, Shortcake, Sugarpop, Sweetcheeks, Sweetheart, Thelma, Timmy (from Lassie), Tinkerbell, Woman

I’m with Scott: today, you’re all “Kenny Rogers.”